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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up. – (via misslucy-rose)


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