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joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate



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